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Also pattering around at the fringes of the movie is a roly-poly pedophilic priest.Īs much as Troma movies revel in splattery regurgitations, they are even fonder of bouncing body parts. His final dying request is that Tromeo give him a juicy goodbye kiss. There is also a Mercutio, but his name is Murray Martini, and he spends much of his time hanging out with his lowlife friends at a New York City tattoo and piercing parlor.
When Tromeo first spies Juliet, he croons: ''It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night/ Like a rich barbell in a thrasher's ear.'' A narrator introduces each of the play's acts by muttering some phrases of pseudo-Shakespearean nonsense in a terminally disgusted Rodney Dangerfield-like voice. The movie, which opens today at Embassy 2, 3, 4, has poetry to match its sex and gore. When Juliet finally lashes back at her evil dad, her weapons include a vibrator, two sanitary napkins, a hair drier and some ferociously wielded bobby pins.
Instead of comforting his daughter when she screams at night, Juliet's lustful father calls her a slut and has her shackled inside a custom-made Plexiglas cage. Poor Juliet is afflicted with ''Exorcist''-style nightmares, in which her pregnant belly splits open and spews out a mixture of popcorn and rodents.
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